Male Swimwear Model is the second song from the album 1st, recorded in 2015 by the band Dave & the Plushies

Official Links

• iTunes
• Spotify

Lyrics

I’m walking down the street
Swinging my hips from left to right
With both hands on my hips
I’m the sexiest specimen in sight

‘cos I just want to be a male model
A male swimwear model
That is what I wish to be
A swimwear model

I know I may be short
I know I may be tubby
I know I may be a just a little chubby around the tummy
But I don’t really care
‘cos I’m already sexy with my hair

‘cos I just want to be a male model
A male swimwear model
That is what I wish to be
A swimwear model

I’ll even swim in the ocean
So I can wet my hair
I’ll even pose myself in the centre of the chair
I’ll even pose with wombats
I’ll even pose with meerkats
Because I am just a swimwear model
A swimwear model

I’ll even wear a hat
I’ll even wear some sunnies and some shoes
And wouldn’t it be funny if everything I wore was up to you

‘cos I just want to be a male model
A male swimwear model
That is what I wish to be
A swimwear model

I’ll even swim in the ocean
So I can wet my hair
I’ll even pose myself in the centre of the chair
I’ll even pose with bunnies
I’ll even pose with monkeys
Because I am just a swimwear model
A swimwear model
A swimwear model
A swimwear model

My life is in slow motion
All I see are flashes in my eyes
Sponsored by Four and Twenty
Posing with chicken and meat pies
‘cos I am now a fast-food model
A male fast-food model
That is what I’ve come to be
A fast-food model

I’ll even pose with pizzas
And chips in my hair
I’ll even pose myself with chicken nuggets in a chair
I’ll even pose with nachos
I’ll even pose with tacos
Because I am now a fast-food model
A fast-food model, mm mmm!
A fast-food model, oh yeah!
A fast-food model, lick that thing
A fast-food model